Tag: coffee

AWFUL Fuckin Coffee!

March 2, 2012 at 4:56 pmCategory:Bad Stuff | Food | My Life

Most days I make my own coffee in the morning. Like probably half the country, I need a cup of coffee in the morning to wake up and start my day. But when I accidentally oversleep and need to hurry up and get out of here, I am not going to waste those precious 15 minutes making coffee.

So today I was running late and had to hurry up and get out of the house and on the road. I knew that I didn’t have time to make coffee myself. I was sitting at the traffic light by McDonalds and noticed that there was not a single car in the line for the drive through. So I got the bright idea to pull into the Golden Arches and get a quick cup of coffee from the drive through.

Got the coffee, and I don’t usually add sugar or creamer to my coffee, but they gave me some with it. After I got back on the road, I tried to take a sip and almost spit it out. It was fucking AWFUL. At the next light I tried putting some sugar and creamer into it – to help cut the nastiness. It didn’t work. I couldn’t drink that crap. I tossed that shit out the window and had to wait until I got to work to make a fresh cup there.

Never again, McD’s. You might make good french fries but your coffee SUCKS.

Quick – Name Some Coffee Brands

August 2, 2011 at 10:06 pmCategory:Food | My Life

Sometimes we are sitting in a small group waiting for something or someone and conversation lags. This is a great time to bring up a subject where everyone can contribute. Today, I asked the group, “Name some coffee brands.” Wow – would you believe that the first brand called out was NOT Starbucks? The first one was Maxwell House. I was amazed!