When I see the new designer bathrooms with a pedestal sink and a large empty room free of clutter, I have to wonder – where do those people put all the bathroom stuff? I mean, there are drawers and shelves of shampoo, soaps, sponges, cleaning stuff, scrubbing stuff, buffing stuff, pampering stuff. . . I have boxes of it and no where to put it all!

Do you remember a couple years ago there was this big scare about people getting sick from eating spinach? How bizarre is that? I mean, spinach is supposed to be one of the great healthy things for you to eat. So you ate eating spinach and thinking you are so good for doing the right thing, trying to eat healthy and all. And then, Bamm! You get poisoned from the spinach!

Why do people think they are entitled too buy $200 “running shoes” and short sateen pants, and don’t forget the MP3 players tucked in that cute little armband, for Chrissake, and then they run up and down the streets?

Why do people think it it OK to run along a crowded side street and clog up the traffic who have to slow down to make sure the runner doesn’t do something stupid, like run out in front of their car because they can’t hear your car for the music blaring in their cute little earbuds?

OMG – I hate runners. take your skinny asses to the track at the school or to the parks. Stay off the streets and out of my way!

I thought people had to learn how to drive and take a test before they could drive a car on our highways. I mean, how stupid are you that we need signs like these? Choose your driving lane for a reason. And get the fuck out of my way!

I’ve about HAD IT with these passive aggressive people!

As far as I’m concerned, these people are the lowest cowards out there. They don’t have the balls to stand up and tell you something – they wait until you’ve turned your back and then BAM! You get the knife in the back.

You know what? If you’ve got a problem with me, just come out and tell me. Grow some balls.